Dear Scotland,
don't leave us baby.

We might just have to all move to Scotland. Scottish people are hilarious, I feel like my satirical heart belongs there. In all seriousness, without Scots, the British are just so uncool. Let me demonstrate:

England:

Wales:

Northern Ireland:

Then Scotland:

No pretensions, no bullshit. Don't leave us to the tories. We may take the piss but we love you really.

Also, our flag would look so ridiculous without you.